We Need Fucking Awesome Locks

Silvs and I got together today and, for some reason, picked up an old copy of "Con-Air" starring Nick Cage, Steve Buschemi (sp?), and, oddly, Dave Chapelle. Now, if you haven't seen this movie before: you should. It's this take-no-prisoners-absolutely ridiculous plot that features Cage as a burnt-out soldier turned convict that attempts to take back a rogue prisoner plane stolen by John Malkovich. They eventually crash a plan into Las Vegas and call it a day.

At any rate, Steve B plays a tremendously mild-mannered serial killer (a la Hannibal Lecter) who at one point is kept inside a big armored box. But, the super thing is this: the door to the box is secured, incongruously, with a two-key lock that has to have two keys turned simultaneously to open.

Yes, like they have in "Goldeneye" to arm the EMP satillite.

At that point, it occured to me that I hadn't posted this mind-staggeringly bodacious idea that we had a little while back.

We should have those fucking awesome locks on everything.

I swear, in this era of security, we need to replace all our existing puny locks with a full on nuclear-launch-code simultaneous key lock that explodes if you don't do it right.

Front doors, bathrooms, laptop locks, car doors, hell, we should even have them to secure things that we don't normally. Like Oreo or Ding-Dong packaging.